"A widget," he said. "What's that?"
I responded to him, saying that
"A widget is an active button. If you push it, it does something. Like in this instance a widget on my blog takes you to the fundraising page."I was pretty pleased with my on the fly 'technical' definition and flashed him a quick smile.
Kelly looked at me, smiled back, and responded,
"Oh, a widget, LIKE THIS...."and he proceeded to grab my nipple.
I of course did something once he "pushed it" and therefore he has now been referring to my tatas as a widget ever sense.
By the way, the true definition of widget according to Wikipedia is: "in computing, the term has become frequently used to refer to objects on a computer screen the user interacts with".