True in full? Not True? True in part? What do you think?
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'; that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying sc*ew YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
Let the debates begin...
8 comments:
My wife is guilty of 1, 3 and 9
Mystery Guest Poster
I have dated this woman before. Needless to say it didn't work out. I would not marry someone like that.
I guess what Im asking is if you believe women use these words in these contexts. Not necessarily asking a man to rat on a women that does. But either way works for me. Women, do we fall into using these words with these particular deeper meanings?
I have said every one of these to Ryan in this context. I am so guilty of it.
I'll admit that I sometimes fall guilty to #3 and #9. The Mystery Guest Poster, who I imagine is Mr. McGoo apparently thinks I also fall into doing #1. I, however, think I use a different answer than "fine". "Ok" is my word for that definition. I think. :)
Unlike Mystery Guest Poster, my wife doesn't do any of these...she's perfect.
100% accurate at my house. No big deal though. After 31 years, the man automatically replaces the words with the alternate definition. uFrank
at our house we use "how nice" with a Southern drawl to say sc*ew you!
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