Thursday, February 5, 2009

9 Words Women Use

I'm not fully sure what I think about EVERYTHING written here, but I thought it was cute nonetheless AND wanted to get some feedback from both women & men.

True in full? Not True? True in part? What do you think?

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.


(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!


(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)


(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'; that will bring on a 'whatever').


(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying sc*ew YOU!


(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.


Let the debates begin...

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

My wife is guilty of 1, 3 and 9

Mystery Guest Poster

Anonymous said...

I have dated this woman before. Needless to say it didn't work out. I would not marry someone like that.

Mrs. McGoo said...

I guess what Im asking is if you believe women use these words in these contexts. Not necessarily asking a man to rat on a women that does. But either way works for me. Women, do we fall into using these words with these particular deeper meanings?

Brittany Schwaigert said...

I have said every one of these to Ryan in this context. I am so guilty of it.

Mrs. McGoo said...

I'll admit that I sometimes fall guilty to #3 and #9. The Mystery Guest Poster, who I imagine is Mr. McGoo apparently thinks I also fall into doing #1. I, however, think I use a different answer than "fine". "Ok" is my word for that definition. I think. :)

Mr. McGoo said...

Unlike Mystery Guest Poster, my wife doesn't do any of these...she's perfect.

Anonymous said...

100% accurate at my house. No big deal though. After 31 years, the man automatically replaces the words with the alternate definition. uFrank

Anonymous said...

at our house we use "how nice" with a Southern drawl to say sc*ew you!